sexta-feira, outubro 24, 2014

20 Hilarious Things Torontonians Would Prefer To Ford More Years

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While he’s been recently losing momentum to candidate John Tory, Doug is still sitting in second place. To be fair, most of the Ford brothers’ support comes from the outer areas of Toronto, while downtown residents are more likely to have a different agenda.
When asked, most Torontonians we talked to were still undecided about their votes, but there was a resounding and instantaneous anti-Ford response: “Just not Ford,” some said. Partly because they disagreed with some of his policies and platforms (pricey subway plans, anti-bike lanes) but mostly because they are still living in embarrassment of his brother’s crack-smoking, homophobic, sexist, buffoonery past. They just want the media circus to end.




"I'd rather have my dog poop in my house."





2. This person would give up her addictions.


This person would give up her addictions.




3. This person would rather have Kanye and/or Big Bird on the ballot.
This person would rather have Kanye and/or Big Bird on the ballot.




4. And this guy Sharkboy.
And this guy Sharkboy.




5. These guys would rather have no mayor at all.
These guys would rather have no mayor at all.




6. Some say they would actually give up half their pay…
Some say they would actually give up half their pay...




7. …and/or while hearing nails screech on chalkboard.
...and/or while hearing nails screech on chalkboard.




8. One guy said he would BOTH eat live snakes (for the rest of his life)…
One guy said he would BOTH eat live snakes (for the rest of his life)...




9. …AND unabashedly vote for candidate Tory.
...AND unabashedly vote for candidate Tory.




10. (The anti sentiments were strong and disturbing.)
(The anti sentiments were strong and disturbing.)




11. “I’d rather sit in traffic for six hours than put up with another Ford.”
"I'd rather sit in traffic for six hours than put up with another Ford."




12. This person said 6th graders could do a better job.
This person said 6th graders could do a better job.




13. Or a sandwich.
Or a sandwich.




14. Torontonians are clearly still reeling from humiliation, but they mostly want their city’s notoriety to be off of the Ford scandal. And back onto the city of Toronto.
Torontonians are clearly still reeling from humiliation, but they mostly want their city's notoriety to be off of the Ford scandal. And back onto the city of Toronto.


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