Backstage requests by famous musicians

Lady Gaga

Small plate of assorted cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.

Axl Rose

Dom Perignon and Fresh Wonder Bread

Van Halen

Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).


Beyoncé

Juicy baked chicken, heavily seasoned: garlic, sea salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.

Billy Idol

Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies and 1 tub 'I can’t believe it’s not Butter!'


Prince

Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.

Busta Rhymes

Guinness, Rough Rider Condoms, and a 24 piece order of Fried Chicken

Foo Fighters

Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.

Mariah Carey

Cristal Champagne and bendy straws.


Britney Spears

Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.


Marilyn Manson

Gummi bears.


New Kids On The Block

Häagen-Dazs ice cream and Oreo cookies.


Nine Inch Nails

Two boxes of corn starch.


Rihanna

Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, and turkey sausage.


Frank Sinatra

One bottle each: Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, Chivas Regal, Courvoisier, Beefeater Gin, white wine, red wine. Twenty-four chilled jumbo shrimp, Life Savers, cough drops.

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